A somewhat simple story about the average lives of the citizens of ponyville. Amongst the crowd of the "thouroghly average" ponies, a small group of mares find others to call lovers.
Celestia's kept a tight rein on Discord, since she doesn't have much use for Chaos. She won't even let him relax by making a life-sized Apploosan snow globe. With his frustrations wound tight, he must ease off some energy without the Princess finding out and so turns to Fluttershy to invoke a Very Big Favour.
Now two Elements of Harmony are about to be all wrapped up.
After being transported to Ponyville, a teenager is given the oppurtunity of a lifetime.
Fluttershy has a secret, one she thinks only Rarity knows.
Big Mac has a secret, one he hopes only Applejack knows.
One stays high in the sky. And one stays down on the ground.
And that's how it is.
This is a story about Sectum, God of the stars and son to princess Luna.
"Figging...To treat a horse in such a way as to make the animal appear lively, as by putting a piece of ginger into the anus."
— Imperial Dictionary of the English Language, 1883.
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Catface Icemane has always been a bit of a womaniser, bit of a sex addict. Cast out from his home, he has decided to give Ponyville a visit. After all, while he may not have a home there, he could certainly borrow some from some of the mares - and stallions.