Celestia's kept a tight rein on Discord, since she doesn't have much use for Chaos. She won't even let him relax by making a life-sized Apploosan snow globe. With his frustrations wound tight, he must ease off some energy without the Princess finding out and so turns to Fluttershy to invoke a Very Big Favour.
Now two Elements of Harmony are about to be all wrapped up.
After being transported to Ponyville, a teenager is given the oppurtunity of a lifetime.
Fluttershy has a secret, one she thinks only Rarity knows.
Big Mac has a secret, one he hopes only Applejack knows.
One stays high in the sky. And one stays down on the ground.
And that's how it is.
This is a story about Sectum, God of the stars and son to princess Luna.
"Figging...To treat a horse in such a way as to make the animal appear lively, as by putting a piece of ginger into the anus."
— Imperial Dictionary of the English Language, 1883.
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Rarity, ever one for new fashion trends, shocks Applejack with her latest "enhancement." Sure, ponies aren't supposed to have giant, heaving teats, but that's not going to stop Applejack from having fun! In fact, Applejack has something in mind for those gorgeous new udders...