For those of you who were unfortunate enough to stumble across the first Sweet Apple Massacre, and were disgusted and...ah, to hell with this. This is the explicit section, I bet there are tons of other sick stories. I don't need to warn you. In fact, with the amount of stories I see here containing rape, I bet that if you are reading stories from the explicit section, and enjoying them, then you're sick enough that this story won't bother you. Sicko. Well, whatever. Here's another wacky installment to Sweet Apple Massacre (by a different author), for everypony who ever wondered what happened to Applejack when she went down in the apple cellar, and was sick enough to care.
It's been nine months since you first started working for Rarity as a marketing advisor and "associate". Despite the boutique's success, Rarity has decided to return to Equestria, selling her business and leaving you without a job. As you celebrate her last night in Los Angeles, you discover that there may be more to life than the pursuit of material success.
You find yourself, the first and only human to ever see Equestria, in the home of Twilight Sparkle. Three months have passed since your arrival, and you find yourself growing increasingly close to the mare. On a moonlit night, revelations about the unicorn will guide your relationship into new places.
Pinkie goes on a life changing adventure.