Firstly, will say that yes, this is foalcon, I was just in a bit of a period when I wanted to take a gander at that stuff, just trying it out. Like with most I write hehe. So anyhow, yeah. The CMC find a book in Twilight's library, well, "find" might be a generous word as they weren't allowed to be in that section of the library. And then, sex ensues more or less.
Second chaper is a lot more violent than the first and more serious. Much less "for the lulz", almost an entierly different story to a degree... so yeah, chapter 2 got violence and shizz.
[Humanized] Shining Armor and his partner, Skyler, have failed an assignment for the last time. As punishment, the two young guards are sent to Canterlot University as students to monitor everything while undercover. What they discover about their fellow students is a lot bigger than they anticipate, but is it a lot more than they can handle?
Zecora knows how to heal. Healing running noses and aching joints is one thing. Healing grief, shame and solitude though? That requires a special ingredient:
But if longing heart you cure,
there is just one method sure.
Give your heart, then both you mend,
And suffering comes to end.
In practice, applying this method for the ageless princess of the night bears certain... difficulties. Still, the rewards are well worth the extra effort, and zebra patience is said to be legendary.
Lots of rhyming, lots of Ye Olde, love, humor, sex, and don't worry too much about the Violence tag, it's not too heavy.