Fluttershy has a secret, one she thinks only Rarity knows.
Big Mac has a secret, one he hopes only Applejack knows.
One stays high in the sky. And one stays down on the ground.
And that's how it is.
"Figging...To treat a horse in such a way as to make the animal appear lively, as by putting a piece of ginger into the anus."
— Imperial Dictionary of the English Language, 1883.
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Twilight Sparkle has a crush on Luna, but the Princess insists that Twilight learn some things about love and romance before they make a date. Newly revised!
Everyone knows that Big Mac is the finest stallion in Ponyville. But it's only recently that Rainbow Dash has decided to do anything about that. She enlists Pinkie Pie, her partner in sexy adventures, to help her seduce the big work horse. But can they get past Applejack's objections?
Yes. Yes they can. And then there's totally a threesome.
Set some years in the future, Rarity is a mare just on the edge of her prime. She's still alone, but that's not a bad thing - she's had a long and successful career, with many illustrious lovers. But these days she's feeling a bit lonely. Not that she can't find a partner for her bed - her feminine wiles are as sharp as ever. There's just a craving for something more.
And then Twilight Sparkle pays her old home a visit, with her former assistant tagging along. Spike has grown up a bit, an adolescent in dragon years. And he's got a few things he'd like to confess to Rarity.
Smoking hot dragon-on-mare sex ensues.
Teenaged Cheerilee and Big Mac. With some Apple family history. Sort of a spin-off of Romance Reports, but you don't necessarily have to read that first.