According to the legends, seaponies are friendly creatures dedicated to helping those in need. The truth may be uglier than anypony ever expected. For as it turns out, although seaponies are little more than creatures of fantasy, kelpies are very much real.
A mash-up of "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac" and "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic." Meet Pinkamena Diane Pie, also known as Pinkie, a serial killer with several different psychological disturbances who does bizarre and nasty things to bizarre and nasty ponies. Remember, it's all just questionably tasteful fun! Rated for extreme violence in future chapters.